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| author | Collin Williams <96917990+bluedragon1221@users.noreply.github.com> | 2024-10-24 10:15:57 -0500 |
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diff --git a/src/md/30_The_Banana_Peel_Bomb.md b/src/md/30_The_Banana_Peel_Bomb.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e16dbfc --- /dev/null +++ b/src/md/30_The_Banana_Peel_Bomb.md @@ -0,0 +1,76 @@ +--- +title: The Banana Peel Bomb +--- + +Fast forward about 30 years. We lived in Maine. I was married and had 4 +children. I guess I was having a mid-life revival of my childhood love +of pyrotechnics. It was all the kid\'s fault, actually. I bought a few +model rocket kits to fly with the kids. That was what rekindled the +firebug in me. This quickly escalated into wanting to build bigger and +more powerful rockets. The internet was just starting to be a great +source for a lot of interesting knowledge and a way to buy mail-order +chemicals to feed the curiosity.\ +\ +My goal was to design and build my own rocket motors. I was no longer +content to buy the feeble little black powder motors you could get for +model rockets in the local hobby stores. I was a mighty engineer and I +could do better. After considerable research, I decided to try a formula +I found in the on-line literature. The problem was that the rocket motor +design required quite a bit of specially fabricated metal parts. I had +neither the skill nor the tools to do this kind of work, but I knew +someone who did. Brother Bibber was a machinist by trade and was willing +to help me achieve my goal by doing the machining. I gave him the +drawings and waited. It was nearly 3 months before he had the time to +make my parts, but finally, he delivered a shoe box of beautifully +crafted rocket motor parts. The design consisted of a piece of +chromium-molybdenum pipe with threads at both ends. The concept required +cylindrical shaped castings of rocket fuel that were placed inside the +pipe container and then the end pieces were screwed on to enclose the +solid rocket fuel. It was not much different than those silly home-made +bullets I made as a child. It was still basically a fancy pipe-bomb, +just a lot bigger and a lot more expensive. However, I was still just as +naïve to believe my newest incarnation would work perfectly the first +time.\ +\ +I thought my test plan was reasonable. I wanted to do a static test +firing of the new motor design. I built a wooden test stand out of +scraps of lumber. This stand was supposed to hold the motor in a +stationary position while it was fired. This would allow me to +demonstrate that the motor would actually develop enough thrust to cause +a rocket to fly. After a successful static test, I would then use it to +send a rocket into the sky.\ +\ +On the fateful day of the static test, I set up the test stand in the +driveway in front of the garage. I loaded the assembled motor into the +test stand and installed an electric ignitor. I called the kids to come +see the test and we all stood about 10 feet away from the test stand as +I pushed the button to ignite the motor. It worked beautifully for about +10 milliseconds and then went kaboom with a bright flash of fire and +smoke. My test stand, which was constructed of sturdy 4-by-4\'s, was +blown into a cloud of tooth-pick sized splinters of wood. The motor +itself was nowhere to be seen. I just disappeared into thin air. I +finally found it a few days later when I spied it on top of the garage +roof. After retrieving the motor from its perch on the roof, I realized +how incredibly lucky we had been. The rocket motor looked like superman +had opened it like a banana. One end of the motor casing had split open +and the sides of the tube were bent back just like a half-eaten banana.\ +\ +It was evident from the shape of the wreckage that the metal alloy had +been able to burst open without splintering into deadly metal shrapnel +that might have seriously injured me or one of my children. This is when +it finally dawned on me that I was incredibly lucky and still had rather +poor judgement when it came to assessing the risks of doing pyrotechnic +experiments. Furthermore, my beautifully machined metal parts, for which +I had waited anxiously for many months, had been totally destroyed in an +instant. It put a serious damper on my enthusiasm to become an amateur +rocket scientist.\ +\ +This dramatic failure caused me to take a new direction in my +pyrotechnic experimentation. I decided that rockets were too +complicated. I would use the chemicals I had purchased to make fireworks +instead. This kind of skill didn\'t require so many expensive tools and +complicated parts. Most of the fireworks could be made with common +cardboard tubes and glue. Thus, fate had sent me on a whole new kind of +hobby pursuit. However, it didn\'t do much to lessen the likelihood that +I would still experience epic failures. As you will soon see, my list of +pyrotechnic failures was only just beginning. |
