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diff --git a/src/md/33_The_Picture_Window_Near_Miss.md b/src/md/33_The_Picture_Window_Near_Miss.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7fa144c --- /dev/null +++ b/src/md/33_The_Picture_Window_Near_Miss.md @@ -0,0 +1,58 @@ +--- +title: The Picture Window Near Miss +--- + +Let\'s skip forward a few years. You would think by now I would have +gained a little experience and wisdom in the pyrotechnic arts. At this +point I was perhaps a little over-confident that the days of my mishaps +were long gone. This turned out to be true in this instance only because +of blind luck or divine intervention, I\'m not sure which.\ +\ +After hearing of my love for the field of \"energetic chemistry\", +Emily\'s sister-in-law, Val, invited me to conduct a workshop at her +home in Eagle, Idaho for her son, who shared my interest in science and +rockets. I was eager to convert a young and impressionable mind to the +field and, of course, I couldn\'t turn down an opportunity to play with +explosives and such. Accordingly, I prepared for a few weeks prior to +our next visit to Idaho and brought a large box of chemicals and +supplies for the workshop.\ +\ +Val and her husband Brian lived in a very upscale, multi-million-dollar +home on a large lot at the outskirts of Eagle. I remember being quite +impressed with the expansive shop where we started building a few +fireworks items. We made a few simple things like fountains and roman +candles and then went outside on the lawn to light them off. The event +was slated to conclude with a static test of a small rocket motor. This +was a motor that used the same kind of solid rocket motor fuel as the +space shuttle booster engines. It was about 12 inches long and used a +custom machined solid graphite rocket nozzle. I was quite proud of the +accomplishment of designing and building this motor, which I has +successfully test fired on several previous occasions. This time, +however, I planned to use a new static test stand that had never been +used before.\ +\ +We set up the rocket motor in the test stand and inserted the +electrically controlled engine ignitor. Brian and Val\'s young son would +be given the privilege of doing the count-down and pushing the ignition +button. A successful test-firing would have resulted in a loud roaring +noise and a lot of fire and smoke coming from the nozzle of the motor. +All this was supposed to happen while the motor was safely contained in +the test stand. Well, my young protégé eagerly did his job and pushed +the button after counting down from five. The rocket motor roared to +life, just as expected. Then it somehow managed to break loose from the +test stand and began to fly uncontrollably in the air. My heart sank as +the motor headed right towards the largest picture window of the house +at about 100 miles an hour. I was all but certain that I was going to be +responsible for thousands of dollars' worth of damage to Val\'s +beautiful home. This is when the miracle happened.\ +\ +It appeared as if the motor hit an invisible force field, just like the +ones that protect the spaceships in the Star Wars movies. The motor +abruptly flipped around, right in mid-air and started heading out toward +the field beyond the lawn. I heaved a huge sigh of relief when the motor +finally ran out of fuel and landed safely in the field about 40 yards +away from the house. Once again, I was incredibly lucky that no one was +hurt and that no damage was done. However, the near miss did some +serious damage to my reputation as a rocket scientist. I seriously +considered whether I should retire from this hazardous hobby, but only +for about 2 seconds. |
